Sunday, July 26, 2009

How much crap does one woman have to take?

In the last week I have dealt with more *pooplosions* [baby and dog poo explosions] than any woman should have to. I don't know how much more I can handle! From Indio's infamous every-other-day-I'm-eating-solid-food non-solid explosions to Cassius taking a initiatory *loose* dump in my childhood bedroom less than an hour after we arrived at my folks' place last Monday.

On top of these *surprises,* being the sole-caregiver for Cassius during the Toronto garbage strike has made for necessary detours on our walks to find appropriate receptacles to dispose of his waste.

Lucky for me, the germaphobe that I am, E was out of town this week, leaving me to deal with the messes on my own.

I can still manage the stench of a baby poo since Indio's eating repertoire is pretty bland. Doggy doo-doo, not so much.

E's flight lands at 12:30pm today. I'm ready to hand over the rubber gloves!

3 comments:

Keep On S'myelin! July 27, 2009 at 4:10 PM  

Poop explosions and doggy doo doo...two things I don't miss :P

Ugh, I hope the strike ends soon!

bklyn76 July 27, 2009 at 7:27 PM  

@K*OS: apparently it might be over by Wed??? I hope the rumours are true!

Faiza July 28, 2009 at 8:27 PM  

having never changed your son's diaper, all i can say is indio's smile and goofy chatter make up for it ten fold!

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